Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Babysitter Chronicles

As most of you know, i dont have a JOB! and this summer instead of working at some fast food place for minimum wage and coming home smelling like old fries, for the whole summer. i thought i was gonna take the SMART* road and get paid to watch my little brother (the one with the dog suit) jump off of shxt while blogged, tweeted, and facebooked. well, the joke is really on me because, its only day one and i already have a story to tell. *smh*

well, well, well... i have this schedule we're gonna follow the whole summer, everyday for 45 minutes we're gonna have outdoors activity time, from 10:30 to 11:45. so 10:30 came around and, everything was going great, the sun was but not too bright, my little brother was doing some crazy shxt as usual (chasing birds & growling). but he goes to get his mario-cart-looking-thingy, he rides around in, butttttt.... its wet from the rain yesterday and he cant so, i tell him to get a paper towel from inside, he says okay and proceeds to crawl towards the door on all fours (no, he is not an infant he's 6) anyways, he's goes to open the door and its...

LOCKED! then i freak the fxck out! cause its like 80degrees and its only getting hotter, no water, and our parents arent gonna be home for 7hours. and i couldnt call them anyways this shxt would get me fired, and screw up my funds for the summer, and now he's saying he's thirsty, but he's still bouncing around (because clearly, he doesnt understand the concept of "ty, stop jumping around you need to conserve energy") and then he takes off running... into the backyard, with Jojo-Aubrey. Who jumps all over me and causes me to trip and fall. *smh* Ty, laughs, and i get up to chase him (because he's STILL running around) and as i chase him- he runs right into the backdoor of the house...

*sigh* it pains me to say, that the day was saved by my brother. i wouldve put a plan in action eventually though...

babysittingly yours,
bloo

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